My Story
I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline.
- The Joker
I was born on April 7, 1989 at Royal Air Force Lakenheath near Lakenheath, Suffolk, England. I moved to the United States in 1990 and have since then moved seventeen times over the course of my lifetime. If I had to describe myself, I would say that "With each succeeding page, my character enjoys experiencing all of the plot twists that this book of life has to offer. With that in mind, I'm definitely looking forward to any sequels to my tale that may occur prior to the end of my volume." Other than that, I consider myself to be a man of ecclectic tastes and enjoy discussing everything and anything with virtually anyone. If I were to continue the literary metaphor, you might describe me as an "open book" type of character.
For curious viewers, the title of my website is a tribute to my favorite actor and comedian Groucho Marx from the Marx Brothers film Animal Crackers. In the aforementioned film, his character "Captain Jeffery T. Spaulding" introduces himself with the song, "Hello! I Must Be Going!"